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Saturday, February 14, 2009

Pink Saturday/Pink Anti-Valentines

Today is Valentine's Day, and just the kind of day to make you think about all things pink and lovey dovey.

I don't know what it is about this day that turns rational people into little pink love bunnies!


Well, I am not one of them. Being as I am still single and not dating anyone at present, and I have a sketchy romantic track record at best, I propose something different this year...Anti Valentine's Day!


This is a common philosophical view of Anti-Valentine's Day. Cupid has sure missed his mark many a time!


Here is another Valentine's Day sentiment! If you were in England, you'd know that what this says is really not very nice. *chuckle*


When I read this, I laughed out loud! It is exactly how I feel about my ex husband and the way I feel about a smattering of ex boyfriends as well.


So in honor of this auspicious occasion, let's have an Anti-Valentine's Day party! I'll bring a plate of cookies. (Oh please don't ever let me be this bitter!)


When I saw these cookies, I couldn't quite figure out the significance to Anti-Valentine's Day.


Does this picture below make it clear for you? Ugh! Those are heart cookies above, shaped like an actual human heart, complete with blue veins! Diabetes be damned, I MUST eat one of those!


Of course, no party is complete without some punch! No, not Five Finger Death Punch, though one of them was nice enough to wear a pink shirt for us!


Not this kind of punch either, though this does look fun somehow!


Okay, I'll be nice and show something sweet and pretty. Isn't this a lovely punch bowl set? No, it's not mine. I found this and all the other pictures on Google Images.


So who shall we invite? Surely not this guy. He isn't dressed for a party. I found him on a site that picked fun at ugly people. Now I really don't think he is ugly, but there is so much wrong about this picture on so many levels. Repeat after me, fathers of the world, "I will not lay naked on my daughter's bed on her Barbie sheets!" "I will not have sex with Mommy on your little pink bed!"


I'm not inviting this guy either. I am all too familiar with his type. This photo, by the way, comes from zackhample.com. I have not checked out the site so don't know what all is displayed there. The pic reminded me all too well of some of my worst first (and last) dates.


Oh we can invite this guy! He's a bit undressed too, but he wore the sweetest pink, tight, revealing, sexy (I'm salivating here) pink bikini briefs! I am sure we can find something for him to wear....or not.


You're all invited, by the way, and everyone else participating in Pink Saturday! You can find a list of all invitees (participants) over at Beverly's blog How Sweet the Sound.

So tell me, how was YOUR Valentine's Day?

29 comments:

imjacobsmom said...

I'm with you, girlfriend! I agree with your sentiment exactly when it comes to my ex-husband! I love all of your selections and I also agree that there is something wrong on all levels with that weirdo on his daughter's bed - ewwww! Happy Pink Saturday and Un-Valentine's Day to you! Thanks for the punch & cookies! ~ Robyn

Jill said...

I didn't know you had it in you! Lmao!!!!!!
My husband and I don't get all lovey dovey but I do give my kids gifts and give them a few extra hugs and kisses!
You rocked this post! lol!

BittersweetPunkin said...

You CRACK me up!!!!

Dh and I have been married 16 yrs and known each other for 28. We are not celebrating/exchanging gifts...it's just not necessary.

...too funny....see...we can save those calories for something else!!
Have a GREAT weekend!

vintagewindow said...

HAHAHAHAHA....(slapping knee)...HAHAHAH...(wiping tears from eye)...HAHAHAH...This was such a fun hilarious post.
You crack me up.

I have some wonderful Valentine greeting cards on my post today. I think you will enjoy them.

Happy PINK Saturday

Kris

Edie Marie's Attic said...

HAPPY ANTI-VALENTINES DAY!
And thanks for the eye-candy! No calories!! LOL
hug, Sherry

Shelia said...

Oh, Darling Kady. Now don't be too bitter! You can have your Valentine's Day when your Mr. Right comes along. I've not give up for you! You're still a sweetie!
Go buy yourself some chocolate for yourself. You'll feel better. lol
Be a sweetie,
Shelia ;)

Susan said...

Laughed so hard I almost cried!

Happy Pink Saturday and Happy Valentine's Day (anyway) Kady!

Susan

Smilingsal said...

You have so many who love you, so focus on that. Happy Valentine's Day to you and yours.

laurie @ bargain hunting said...

What a fun post! I loved it! I got a great video via email. I tried to post it on my blog, but couldn't figure out how to get it there (I am not a computer genius)! I'm going to go get the addy and bring it back to you. Maybe you can post it on yours. It would be perfect for this blog posting. laurie

laurie @ bargain hunting said...

It's just me again. Please go watch this video. It's so cute! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT0-WFsP0sM
laurie

Llyn M said...

Too funny! ♥♥ HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY & PINK SATURDAY♥♥

Helen said...

Well ... this was totally hysterical! We all needed this dose of "funny/real" today too.. hope things are OK for you.

Beverly said...

Girl, you are so funny. Don't eat too many of those cookies. ;-)

Happy Pink Saturday, Kady.

caren said...

You sound like my daughter. She is having an anti-valentines day party tonight!

Jorgelina said...

Very fun!!!
HAPPY ANTI-VALENTINES DAY!

Elizabeth said...

Great post! I am a little creeped out by wherever you found those pics of the creepy guys!

Happy To Be said...

Too Funny Kady...Happy Valentines day to you I think !!! and happy PINK Saturday...hugs and smiles Gl♥ria

g said...

So, tell us how you REALLY feel about Valentines Day, Kady! Quit tip-toeing around it!

Have a wonderful Pink Saturday, Valentines or not!

CC said...

This was just too funny...and was a great post. Happy Anti-Valentines day...but hope you have a really lovely pink week. Happy Pink Saturday.. :)

Justine/Justiney/Tiney said...

Oh how I love that "roses are red" poem. Can I keep it as my very own? LOL

Justine :o )

bj said...

Oh, Kady girl...I laughed so hard. You do know, don't you, that Mr. Right IS out there and he is looking for YOU. Just hang in there, knowing your sons love you, we all love you and I know there's lots of love around you.
EAT CHOCOLATE !!(sugar free, of course!!)
xo bj

fitty's pinky rose cottage said...

hehehehehe.. very funny post.. and to see a naked guy on a pink bed is scarry.. hehehehehe anyway Happy PS and Happy Valentine's day!

countrygirl3031 said...

OMG...I so agree with you. I dislike Valentine's Day very much...and I'm even dating someone. Can't stand the day! I did spend it with my daughter..that was the best part of the day!

Hugz,
Michele

Mimi said...

Happy Pink Saturday, oh, and ♥Valentine's Day♥ too!! What a WILD sharing today. Thanks so much!

PS: A little late. Spent the day and evening yesterday with my little grandsons. Nothing like three, handsome men for distraction!

nikkicrumpet said...

rofl...THAT was the funniest post. Even though I do have the perfect sweetie...ya still have to laugh at the sentiment. I spent enough years alone on Valentines to get a chuckle. My favorite was the "I want to give you this please don't puke". That one even made my hubby laugh out loud! Great anti-Valentines day post...sounds like it's going to be some kind of party lol

Lori said...

Kady! Oh how darn funny!! At about 5 p.m last night I had one heck of a kidney stone attack!!!Now that was one crazy Valentines day ever!!!!! Now on the serious side, I'd rather be alone on V.day then miserable! I can just as easily buy my own roses, and get the right shade, and buy my own candy, the right brand!!!!! Sending you love,Lori

Deanna said...

I'm speechless.....but I'm laughing hard on the inside!!

FA-NEEEE!!! LOL!

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(¸.·´ (¸.·´ Happy Pink Saturday and Valentine's Day
Deanna :D

KatCollects said...

Crack me up! Celebrate the day for the love of your friends, children, parents, love is a beautiful thing : ) Happy belated pink Saturday.
Kathy

EnglishCottageRose said...

I think sometimes we all feel that way, Happy Pink Saturday, Char