Today is Valentine's Day, and just the kind of day to make you think about all things pink and lovey dovey.
I don't know what it is about this day that turns rational people into little pink love bunnies!
Well, I am not one of them. Being as I am still single and not dating anyone at present, and I have a sketchy romantic track record at best, I propose something different this year...Anti Valentine's Day!
This is a common philosophical view of Anti-Valentine's Day. Cupid has sure missed his mark many a time!
Here is another Valentine's Day sentiment! If you were in England, you'd know that what this says is really not very nice. *chuckle*
When I read this, I laughed out loud! It is exactly how I feel about my ex husband and the way I feel about a smattering of ex boyfriends as well.
So in honor of this auspicious occasion, let's have an Anti-Valentine's Day party! I'll bring a plate of cookies. (Oh please don't ever let me be this bitter!)
When I saw these cookies, I couldn't quite figure out the significance to Anti-Valentine's Day.
Does this picture below make it clear for you? Ugh! Those are heart cookies above, shaped like an actual human heart, complete with blue veins! Diabetes be damned, I MUST eat one of those!
Of course, no party is complete without some punch! No, not Five Finger Death Punch, though one of them was nice enough to wear a pink shirt for us!
Not this kind of punch either, though this does look fun somehow!
Okay, I'll be nice and show something sweet and pretty. Isn't this a lovely punch bowl set? No, it's not mine. I found this and all the other pictures on Google Images.
So who shall we invite? Surely not this guy. He isn't dressed for a party. I found him on a site that picked fun at ugly people. Now I really don't think he is ugly, but there is so much wrong about this picture on so many levels. Repeat after me, fathers of the world, "I will not lay naked on my daughter's bed on her Barbie sheets!" "I will not have sex with Mommy on your little pink bed!"
I'm not inviting this guy either. I am all too familiar with his type. This photo, by the way, comes from zackhample.com. I have not checked out the site so don't know what all is displayed there. The pic reminded me all too well of some of my worst first (and last) dates.
Oh we can invite this guy! He's a bit undressed too, but he wore the sweetest pink, tight, revealing, sexy (I'm salivating here) pink bikini briefs! I am sure we can find something for him to wear....or not.
You're all invited, by the way, and everyone else participating in Pink Saturday! You can find a list of all invitees (participants) over at Beverly's blog How Sweet the Sound.
So tell me, how was YOUR Valentine's Day?